中秋节快乐!!!

"幸福" 就是猫吃鱼, 狗吃肉, 奥特曼打小怪兽.

"代沟"就是我问老爸 '菊花台' 怎么样, 老爸回答没喝过.

"自恋" 就是下辈子我一定要投胎做女人,然后嫁个我这样的男人!! =D

"无语" 就是,法官说:"你为什么印假钞?" ; 罪犯无辜地说:"因为我不会印真钞~~.."

"绝望"就是中午在食堂点了两个小菜, 吃了第一个我震撼了:"世界上还有比这更难吃的吗?"
吃了第二个我哭了"还真的有啊!!"

"诚意" 就是像我这样提前一年祝你中秋节快乐...

哈哈哈!!


somewhat-direct translation:
being blessed is: cat eat fish, dog eat meat, ultraman hit little mob.

generation gap is: I ask papa what he thinks of 'Ju hua tai' by Jay Chou and he answers "never drink before"

self-obsession is: in my next life I want to be born a man(woman) and marry a woman(man) like myself!!

speechless is: judge asks, "Why did you print counterfeit notes?"
prosecuted answers, "because I don't know how to print real ones "

hopeless is: during lunch, I order 2 dishes. After trying the first dish, I exclaimed,"Is there anything worse than this dish on earth??!" After trying the second, I cried," There really is!!! "

sincerity is: like me! wishing you a happy mid autumn festival one year earlier.

HAHA!!