Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October
Which year?
Muthu: .....EVERY YEAR
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu: Any great man born in this village???
Muthu: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Muthu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK.
Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.
Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and
He did it..
When Muthu was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin.
There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
constructing sentence using 12345678910...
This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
Reasons not to mess with children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The
little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows
what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
One day a little girl
was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She
suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and
inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother
replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or
unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this
revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's
hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'A small voice
at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make
the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"A little fellow
shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is
watching the apples.
little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows
what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
One day a little girl
was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She
suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and
inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother
replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or
unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this
revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's
hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'A small voice
at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make
the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"A little fellow
shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is
watching the apples.
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