Sardar..

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?



Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '


NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Spanish lesson...

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance is feminine "la casa".
"Pencil" however is masculine "el lapiz".

A student asked, "What gender is computer?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later revival, and....
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.


THIS GETS BETTER...
The women's group however, concluded that computers should be masculine (el computador), because :

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem, and...
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model!

THE WOMEN'S GROUP WON......

hohohoho.. no offence to anyone..

How a baby can get PHD

start reading to it before it is even born?
No.
get PHD parents' sperms and eggs?
No.
record and play the university lecturers' lectures for them to hear?
No. that will make your baby sleep all day!
Then?

Hit its head hard when he is born. Then he will get permanent head damage = PHD.

Let the child enjoy his childhood. Don't stress him too much! zzZ

Muthu jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October
Which year?
Muthu: .....EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to Muthu at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu: Any great man born in this village???
Muthu: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Muthu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK.
Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.
Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and
He did it..

When Muthu was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin.
There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

constructing sentence using 12345678910...

This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

Reasons not to mess with children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The
little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows
what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."


One day a little girl
was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She
suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and
inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother
replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or
unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this
revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's
hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'A small voice
at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make
the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"A little fellow
shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is
watching the apples.

Before and after marriage...

Before marriage....

He: Yes. Finally, after all these waiting.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!







After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top.

spelling test

Qn: How do you spell the short form of minutes?
Repeat you answer aloud.. letter by letter.. slowly.. with a question mark at the end.. hahaha!!

does it sound like....(click on the left dot below and drag your cursor to the one on the right..)

.am I an ass?.

inspired by sayuri xiao cong..

妈妈: 早起的鸟儿有虫吃, 你还不快起来!
孩子: 我又不是鸟, 又不吃虫, 我才不起来!


爸爸: 早起的鸟儿有虫吃.. 你这懒惰虫还不起来!
孩子: 爸, 你都说了.. 我是虫, 早起的虫儿被鸟吃, 我才不起来呢!


爷爷:早起的鸟儿有虫吃, 早起的虫儿被鸟吃, 你要当鸟还是虫?

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what
had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.


Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!



Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David:?But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
................


Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

....................

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.

.........

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the
teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"

中秋节快乐!!!

"幸福" 就是猫吃鱼, 狗吃肉, 奥特曼打小怪兽.

"代沟"就是我问老爸 '菊花台' 怎么样, 老爸回答没喝过.

"自恋" 就是下辈子我一定要投胎做女人,然后嫁个我这样的男人!! =D

"无语" 就是,法官说:"你为什么印假钞?" ; 罪犯无辜地说:"因为我不会印真钞~~.."

"绝望"就是中午在食堂点了两个小菜, 吃了第一个我震撼了:"世界上还有比这更难吃的吗?"
吃了第二个我哭了"还真的有啊!!"

"诚意" 就是像我这样提前一年祝你中秋节快乐...

哈哈哈!!


somewhat-direct translation:
being blessed is: cat eat fish, dog eat meat, ultraman hit little mob.

generation gap is: I ask papa what he thinks of 'Ju hua tai' by Jay Chou and he answers "never drink before"

self-obsession is: in my next life I want to be born a man(woman) and marry a woman(man) like myself!!

speechless is: judge asks, "Why did you print counterfeit notes?"
prosecuted answers, "because I don't know how to print real ones "

hopeless is: during lunch, I order 2 dishes. After trying the first dish, I exclaimed,"Is there anything worse than this dish on earth??!" After trying the second, I cried," There really is!!! "

sincerity is: like me! wishing you a happy mid autumn festival one year earlier.

HAHA!!

10 marketing concepts.

Very Valuable marketing lessons...

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I am very

rich. Marry me!'

That's DIRECT MARKETING.






2. You are at a party with a bunch of

friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her

and pointing at you says,

'He's very rich. Marry him!'


That's ADVERTISING.





3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone

number.

The next day, you call her and

say, 'Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!'


That's TELEMARKETING.





4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You get up and straighten your tie.

You walk up to her and pour her a

drink. You open the door for her. You


pick up her bag after she drops

it. You offer her a ride and you

say, 'By the way, I am very rich.

Will you marry me?'

That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.






5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

She walks up to you and says, 'You are

very rich. Can you marry me?'

That's BRAND RECOGNITION.





6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.


You walk up to her and say, 'I am very

rich. Marry me!'

She gives you a nice hard slap on your

face.

That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK .





7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.


You walk up to her and say, I am very

rich. Marry me!'

And she introduces you to her husband.

That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.


You walk up to her and before you can

say anything, another person

comes along and tells her, 'I am very

rich. Marry me!'

That's MARKET COMPETITION.




9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You walk up to her and before you can

say anything, another person

comes along and tells her, 'I am very

rich. Marry me!

And she follows him.


That's LOSING MARKET SHARE .



10. You see a gorgeous girl at a

party.

You walk up to her and before you can

say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!',

YOUR WIFE TURNS UP!


That's BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY

Why Chinese must not have English names

Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Mandarin) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before

P.s. apologies if you find you name up there..
p.p.s. Next time must think carefully when naming your child/children. =)

a conversation among gangsters..

big boss: remember to call me when you get the stuff, you fool!

Newbie: oh no.. Boss, how can I call you "fool"? that's disrespect for you!

big boss:I mean, call me later! You fool, can't you get what i'm trying to say?

Newbie: you really want me to call you "you fool"? Oh! Is that some sort of a code to use?

big boss: what youthful? crap.. you're really foolish.. I'll get another guy to do it.

Newbie: No please! I really want to do something for the club, boss... No, I mean you fool, where should I get the stuff?

unlucky Friday

There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Friday mornings regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical conditions.



This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. Why the death at that same bed on Fridays? So the doctors decide to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.... Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. The new unknowing patient laid there.....



Some doctors holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evils......... waiting....the patient was = resting still. then 8am...... 8:30am........



Just before the 'cursed' time...... the door to the ward swung open......



Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner.

husband-and-wife "touching story"

A man was walking across the road when he met an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in coma for two days before he finally regained consciousness. When he opened his eyes, his wife was there beside him.



He held her hands and said meaningfully : "You have always been by my side. When I was a struggling University student, I failed again and again. And sometimes, even my re-papers as well. You were there beside me, encouraging me to go on trying..."



She squeezed his hands as he continued : "When I went for all the major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there beside me, cutting out more adverts for me to apply...."



He continued : "Then I started work at this little firm and finally got to handle a big contract. I blew it because of one little mistake. And you were there beside me."



"Then I finally got another job after being laid off for some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. As such, I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now... And you were still beside me... "



Her eyes brimmed with tears as she listened to her husband : "And now I met an accident and when I woke up, you are here beside me... There's something I'll really like to say to you..."



She flung herself on the bed to hug her husband, sobbing with emotion.

"Why am I so unlucky whenever you're beside me??!!!"

how many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.



Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school.....to compete with RJC.........



Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school.......one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.



Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!



Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...



Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??

A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.



Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: None.....only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it for AC?)



Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)......



Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.....



Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: Would they bother??



Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: None.....they believe in praying for it.



Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.



Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??

A: Huh, wat litebarb ...



Q: How you guys wonder who wrote this?

A: TJC!



Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: None. They think they are very bright already.



Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: None. They use natural light called sunlight. Duh.



Q: Who you guys wonder continued this?

A: PJC!

WHY PARENTS GET GREY HAIR!

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your daddy home?"

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"

"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left at home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person that should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there with you?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to daddy, and mommy, and the fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle,
"Me."

an unlucky day

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life.
First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting.
My boss, outraged, fired me.
When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.
The police, they said they could do nothing.
I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener.
I left home and came to this bar.
And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

WHY ENGLISH IS HARD TO LEARN

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


A:Have you seen my calf?
B: Do you mean your right or left calf?
A: Neither! I mean my calf outside in the meadows!!



Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, two meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why preachers never praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form as you fill it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?

THE END