Muthu jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October
Which year?
Muthu: .....EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to Muthu at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu: Any great man born in this village???
Muthu: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Muthu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK.
Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.
Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and
He did it..

When Muthu was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin.
There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!