Before marriage....
He: Yes. Finally, after all these waiting.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top.
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i like this comic book called 'se nu lang' not 'ser', but is the 'se' like the pineapple is very 'se'=prickly taste.
anyway one comic strip is like this:
When a lady is ugly, men see her like red traffic light, stop and dun get near her.
when a lady is so so, men see her as orange traffic light, must think if want to chong.
when a lady is pretty, men see her as green light,CHONG full speed!!!
wahahaha, i love this HK comic artist. He is damned funny.
Another is this: when u r in 20s, men treat u like rugby, everyone wants to hug u.
when u r in 30s, men see u as soccer. kick here and there.
when u r in 40s, men see u are golf. they want u to roll as far away as possible!!!
when u r in 50s, u are seen as a tennis ball.. they can't wait to hit u out of their court.
tats why must faster get married. if he wants to divorce u, must pay alimony wahahaha. do u nt think marriage is a big gamble?i rather dun risk it all. i dun trust love. becos i dun trust men
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